You're a diahrrea-infected one....Mister Grinch....

A very merry christmas to you all... this is from someone who is the christmas grinch.. soon the christmas crap will be over for another year.. and I can get back to the ebb and flow of my normal life.. thankyou to all the cards you have sent me and do not expect any in return.. though one day I might suprise you all.. I might get some christmas spirit and and... nup forget it... there is not much to tell you about... probably what is not helping my mood is the fact that I have been sick for umm. six days now... what started out as a raging sore throat with general aching body and head ache... has moved through my body.. the sore throat was so bad my glands were bulging out the side of my neck.. even my teeth were aching... though the throat thing has faded the glands are still sore and my throat is raw... the bacteria causing this problem have moved further down the digestive tract.... saddly my anus is no longer a sphincter but is a discharge valve... yesterday it got stuck in the open position.. hence I'm now sitting at the computer having decided stuff work I have been going to work for four days sick... It's time for a sickie...I just wish the weather was abit better... ok enough of grumpy uppie.. I do sincerely wish you all the very best.. and I was really pissed when I realised I had missed the Bootery xmas party... I was in bed sleeping... sigh.. I understand Dolf and mech are getting married could I please have this confirmed by management.. oh thats right I was saying goodbye Goodbye

skinnyer then lynard skynard

OOOhhhh k... due to popular demand... well from some of you... it is I uppie with more news from the land down beside the land down under... My daughter did not get head girl status.. she got down to the last two and was interviewed for the position but the other bitch umm sorry the other candidate got the position... her name is Lorren Cresswell sounds very head girlish does it not... anyway I was dissapointed.. not for the loss of status.. but the loss of opportunity for growth that the position represented.. never mind... after my failure in the auckland marathon I have upped my training regime.. which means when I'm not on here I'm eating running or sleeping... next marathon is in rotorua in aprill... I'm even skinnyer than ever.. I don't like to look at photo's of myself no more... but I'm also fitter than ever compensation I spose.. ok time to go you all take care out there... and any naked photo's of yourselves feel free to post to me... ahh Jerk not you...

uppie