Thursday, March 23, 2006

NEW ZEALAND SLOT-MACHINES CAN ACCESS THE INTERNET!!!!!

Greetings to all... I'm sitting here in Taupo... thats a sort of tourist town about an hour and a halfs drive away from home I'm at the four day swim meet I told you about... it's 05.22 in the morning and I am staying in a rather swish motor camp just across from the swimming pool and guess what they have broadband internet... I just love going click click click ... however they are charging me 2 dollars for 14 minutes of net time and I just had to put in another 2 dollar coin... I'm staying with one other man and two women in a very and I mean VERY cozy cabin... let me tell you I have seen enough ageing female flesh to last me a lifetime.. I now only want to see my wifes sagging bits... been eating like a peeg ... and oh gambling hard as well so far I am ahead I have paid for all the accommodation the food and the entertainment.. and I still have more money than I started with... cuddly has just informed me that there is scandal on the Bootery boards about Fiend and I something about tonuges this will cost me another two dollars to go and have a look...
must go money running out ... Uppie

Saturday, March 18, 2006

*splash*

A very Irish good morning to you all... I say this not in memory of St Patricks day past... but because I like the "oiresh" accent... I have been feeling for a while that I am living my life like a stone skipping across water... as I get older I spend less time in contact with the water and more time whizzing through the air... so this is a splash down moment for me where I sit at the comp and take stock, who knows when or where the next quiet time will be...it's 5.30 in the morning.. I think you get the idea that these early mornings are my only quiet times... I'm listening to my fridge click and tick.. I think it is dying.. as it is about 30 years old it's probably creaking with old age... it's getting harder and harder to be "uppie" these days and I put this down to general decay which means the loss of life force.. this is not a concern just a reality of life that needs adjusting too... swimming has been it's usual summer intrusion though the last regional meet was yesterday and I have one more national meet to attend and thats the finish for this summer season... though the national one is a four day event next week... I am also training for my next marathon (29th April) and feel in pretty good shape for it... I'm sitting here typing to you all and waiting for the sun to come up so I can get on with my 20k training run this morning.... the last thing I have been doing is gathering firewood an annual event with severe physical consequences... not only have I been supplying myself and the mother inlaw but the mother inlaw asked me to supply the lady in the wheelchair across the road ... then people at work asked for some... I have been feeding firewood into nine households... luckily I have been doing it at work and with work paying for the petrol for the chainsaw... also I have had the use of a Bush saw.. this is a saw with a 40 inch bar.. to give you ladies an idea of what this means... this is sort of like having sex with a man with a 12 inch cock... as those of you lucky enough will know... that is some serious penetration... with a saw this size I have been cutting an eighty year old pine logg at home that stands chest high and slicing off rings with one cut... it saves alot of time... as you can see by the sexual reference there is still a bit of uppie in the old dog yet... I ache all over.. some are good aches ie muscles worked hard and gaining strength and others are the aches of failing joints... but all in all... it's good to be me and it's good to know you all...
Bye for now... and please send money not good wishes as my gambling has not been paying lately.............. Uppie

Monday, March 06, 2006

Kilobytes of time....

Here it is 15 seconds of uppie waffling on tape.. good luck with it as I understand the last one was garbled by computer hickups... it's about my new BBQ.. for those of you who do not have any decent weather it's a cooking device for outdoors... this sucker is a stainless steel, six burner, plus pot burner, two grills and a hot plate, spit turning, four wheeled hooded cooker that could singe half the beef of Texas in one go... I'm very proud of it... so far alI I have cooked are four mince patties... they looked very lonely out there ...(I only fired up two burners).. anyway the reason I am so proud is that it retails for $800 dollars and I got it for $200... reason being it was dropped by some idiot and the frame that holds it to the cabinet got bent... ten minutes of panelbeating and it was all fixed... thats all for now...
uppie looking for a dead cow to singe over and out...