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blah blah blah blah democratic blah blah dee blah blah principles blah diddy blahblah resolution blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH blah blah committee blah ..... blah blah blah issue

Seriously, wtf....

I must apologise to my public... yes.. "my public" ... thats the two or three of you who read and respond to my diatribes... hang on while I reach for the dictionary... hmm "speech or writing that makes an angry attack on someone"... I was just intending to check the spelling ... mayhap I cannot use that word to describe my musings as the angry attack is usualy directed at myself... but then I spose by definition I am "someone" ... OMG am I sounding like MBA Mechanical Intuitive... someone from the Bootery shoot me... Goo Goo as soon as you finish off Diego I have another target for you... this one pays better...
Shit dam but my connection works really well at two in the morning... click click click I go flying around the net... hang on I have written a whole paragraph of crap and not gotton to the point... but then again I have lived for 47 years and not gotton to the point of that either... and I re read my last uppiedate .. sorry about the spelling mistakes... it was St Bedes by the way not St Bebes... ahh yes the apology... the apology was for.... hang on... yes it was for not putting enough effort into my Uppiedates.. then again you lot.. I'm not speaking to you Diego you get top marks... you lot do not put much effort into your replies... I always seem to be penning (good word that) cause keyboarding just does not fit...though the spelling is a result of keyboarding.... yes penning my missives when I am tired, lonely and depressed.... this does not result in good entertainment... by the way I am any one of the above at any time but it gets really shitty if all three coincide... well not shitty for me but the wife gets top marks for coping...
ok yesterday and it is only yesterday by 2.5 hours... I spent about six hours splitting firewood.... this put the wife in a really good mood.. such a good mood she took her own pjama pants off... rather than me having to drag them off and her being recalcitrant... there must be something in a man working himself into an early grave that women find attractive.. cause I tell you as I usualy do because I'm a "telling you" sort of guy.... It's one of my worst faults.. that and garrulousness.. that means I tell you... alot... I had to each for the dictionary again... interesting fact... garrulity is a sign of old age... sigh.. I can never win..
After the mountain man firewood splitting I went for a run .. it was sposed to be 20 k's but ended up 10... and then crashed into bed early... and here I am tired but awake at two in the morning... I'll post some crap in the Bootery have a snack... there is no point hitting on the wife... two nights in a row is just not gunna happen... and then try and get some sleep...
I hope you find this an email worth opening and I wish quality time on all of you...
Cheers Uppie

AirUppie

Good evening to you all. As some of you might have noticed I have not been around for a week or so.. I have spent the last six days at the Youth and Opens swim meet in Christchurch which is an hour and forty minutes away by plane... It was an enjoyable week of no cooking, cleaning or children or wife... The Meet is for the top youth and Olympic level swimmers.. so lots of good swimming and good bodies in skimpy swim suits... the meet has and early moring session of two hours and an evening session of two to three hours... the rest of the day is free for drinking and gambling... both of which I indulged in to a greater or lesser degree.. oh yea I also did alot of running as I have a mrathon to run on the 28th of this month.... we stayed at St Bebes College which is a catholic highschool for boys... also staying in the same wing as us was a group of athetics kids 12 to 13... sixty of them half girls half boys... this made the ablution block which is unisex rather interesting... our group of four adults showered between 6 and 7 in the morning then the girls moved in and then the boys.... I was shaving at 6.30 one morning and two girls came in... they had no concerns at my presence but inquired as to if there were any boys in there... god dam I'm that old that young girls do not regard me as a threat... sigh...

My fellow travellers are aged, overweight and snore alot... another .. sigh... the only other thing of interest that happened was on the flight home....

pilot... "scuse me passengers but we have a noisy door"

me..... well did you not shut the fucking thing properly...

pilot... "it's not a problem we think the door seal has pinched on closing and we are going to descend to see if the noise reduces...

me.... yea right... you are worried that the door might be falling off and you are descending so we do not have explosive decompression if it exits the aircraft...

pilot... "the door is still noisy and we are going to divert to Wellington'

me.... "fuck we are in the shit"

we then started descending rapidly and we came in so hard and fast we bounced when we hit the tarmac.. for a nervous flier like myself this was rather discombobulating... however we spent half an hour on the ground and then were cleared to continue our journey...

so you still have me to contend with.... snicker snicker