You can give toilet paper to a monkey but he will still throw shit anyways...

It's past midnight here... and this is the first Uppiedate I have written since I downloaded the new MSN Hotmail and well... woot it has auto spell check.. now that is handy.. it will reach me to spell American style while I type a load of shit... as I said it is past midnight and am now regretting the afternoon nap I had that lasted a couple of hours... Life is passing me by I know this because I have a calendar at work where I record all the stuff that I do.. and I can tell you that I have not run for four months.. so yesterday I ran 10 k's ... today I am sore but it is a good sore... and I look forward to more of the same... my biggest problem in life is boredom... no it's not my biggest problem is my empty wallet syndrome... which leads to boredom because of the lack of money to do anything... seriously I have no debt... the mortgage is paid off... my wife and I earn reasonable money... yet we are not living comfortably... if this is as good as it gets.. then it is not very good.. at least a life of crime would lessen the boredom and enhance the lifestyle... yet I enjoy most of what I do... it just seems I am waiting for death... I have just read what I have written and it seems I am rambling ... am I losing my mind as well as my sanity... this is something I am sure Diego will appreciate... Shauna type me some stuff and make me feel better... Janice I loved the picture of you in Ibeza you looked so fit and healthy... Fluffy if you have all my "uppiedates" on file can you send them too me............... umm ... ummm Smiley lid where are you.... sigh...
Cheers Uppie

Up(pie)load

Good evening... I say this as yes it happens to be evening... I am going to express a little frustration... though hopefully I will not sound whiney and pathetic... because even though Jerk no longer recieves my Uppiedates (at his rather blunt request) I did take his critique to heart.. nothing is worse than a whiner...
I have a machine in the corner of my dining room that gives me access to all the accumulated knowledge of the entire history of the human race... I can ask it any question... search for any one piece of information... research any topic... seek any opinion.. it is the single most important invention since man learnt how to make use of fire... yet I have no time to use it... The promise of all our modern technology was to free us from the drudgery of everyday life... to give us the gift leisure time to do the things we wish to do.... however the opposite is the case.. even though I enjoy being busy... there is something wrong with modern life..
Because of my internet connection being slow... most net sites do not work within my internet time limits... If I have to wait five minutes for every window at a site to load and open.. there is just no point in logging on... funnily enough it is the big reason I chat.. because i can shoot the breeze with people while I wait for windows to load... sigh..
Enough... enough already with the whining... things are great down here... the winter is more of a late autum and early spring with no winter in between... drown you Bangladeshy losers... put your houses on stilts and learn to drink salt water you Tokeloan tossers... down here in New Zealand we are going tropical... soon we will not have to holiday in Fiji... again New Zealand is Gods Own Country... and no you cannot come here.. there is no more room...
Cheers Uppie