Good morning... today I would like to opine on the "empty nest" syndrome... The disease may have somewhat maudlin effects but the symptoms are actually beneficial... as you all know I am a breeder of some renown not only by performance but also evidenced in the results visa vie multiple birth... So my nest went from full to empty literally overnight... though it did take a little bit of cruelty to stop them coming back every weekend for a visit and a bludge... I even managed to convince one boy to exile himself to Korea hopefully he will form an attachment and breed over there... Symptoms... yes ... well... I know this will not ring a bell with any of you anti mom's and spinsters out there.... though in the house of Fluff this equates to the second coming of Christ and as for you Diego this is like a relationship that goes beyond leather and lace and fake money stuffed between a G-string and your desire... no this symptom even astounded me when I took note of it... there is a half eaten block of chocolate in the pantry... totally exposed... come on Mommies you know how we hide these things... it has been there for a week... yes astoundingly not overnight... not for a couple of days cause someone put it behind the rice... but a whole week... there is also three... yes count them... three... half eaten tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and they have been there for at least a month... partly because two of them are crappy kids flavours... but still... Last night the wife opened a packet of potato crisps and half the packet is still there this morning...
So if I want to eat potato crisps dipped in crappy kids flavoured ice-cream washed down with half a bar of stale chocolate for breakfast I can!!! Because I am empty nester.... sigh... maybe I'll just go over to Hamilton and give my daughter some money.... much more rewarding...
signing off... Uppie the Faithless... god to... nah just faithless...
