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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?	Nope ... though I have had the weird desire to have been named Adolf...
2. when was the last time you cried?	At the funeral of my nother inlaws second husband... sheeeite that weirder than the Adolf thing.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING	Thinking... thinking.... nope no thoughts at all on that one... one thought springs to mind though who does this shit...
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?	Vagina... this is the truth... if I'm going to eat anything for lunch this would be it...
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?	Yes
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?	Hell no... I'm way to arrogant.. selfish and sleasy... I'm having enough trouble brushing my own teeth let alone being friends with myself...
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?	You think???
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS	Do I even fucking care...
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?	Yes but I no longer have the guts to do it.. I am now officially a coward.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?	cornflakes
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?	What the heck for? I'm with you on this one mech...
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?	you definately weaken as you age... though even as skinny as I am I could always beat people way bigger than me at arm wrestling... I once beat a guy who was left handed with my left hand... that suprised me...
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?	Ice cream IS my favourite.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?	breasts... there is only one kind of people as far as I am concerned threst are competition...
15. RED OR PINK?	Pink with a little red in it...
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?	My teeth...
17. WHat DO YOU MISS THE MOST	Smiley Lid
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?	Fuck no
19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?	Black track pants with white stripe down the side and old fasioned knitted "nanna" slippers they are way warm and are browny speckled white
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?	there is no last I just eat and eat endlessly...
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?	The computor humming stupid
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?	invisible
23. FAVOURITE SMELLS?	have I mentioned vagina
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?	my new female boss.... and yes I am working on her..
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?	Hell yes mech is way cool ... a little straighty perhaps but I like her moxy... thats not slang for vagina by the way...
26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?	Sport is boring.. I just watch the finish...
27. HAIR COLOUR?	Mech how the hell can you have flecks of grey???
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?	No
30. FAVOURITE FOOD?	just food
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?	I like scary movies where everyone dies and the bad guy gets away... thats a happy ending for me..
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?	fifty first dates... it's lovely
33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?	white
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?	spring
35. HUGS OR KISSES?	as long as I get to the main event I'll tolerate both
36. FAVOURITE DESSERT?	steam pudding and custard
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?	those that love and respect me
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND	those that love and respect me
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?	Politics of the Media... Ialways wanted to know what "bullet theory" was
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?	Bugs Bunny... Tweety Bird... Daffy duck... Taz the Tazmanian Devil and Sylvester the cat... wow first time I had noticed that..
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?	The netball test between New Zealand and Austrailer fekI cannot spell Australia and fifty First dates...
42. FAVOURITE SOUND?	The Sun Shing... you never heard that??? listen closer then..
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?	The Stones... "Factory girl" with stains all down her dress
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?	Mystery Island... fek knows where it is ... thats why it's a mystery
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?	Hell yes but it's worn out
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?	Auckland New zealand
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?	if you must please send them to dean.patterson@fonterra.com

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God dammit I log off for six months or so and MSN dump the groups... it took me about 32 attempts to get to the Bootery before I cames across the email (amongst the 188 unread) from MSN telling me of the change... please somebody send me a link to the Bootery (if the place still exists) so I can use and abuse the members as I have done so lovingly in the past...

as for an uppiedate.. well I have got really old really fast... and have lost the zest for life that provides the spark.. however that has a good as well as a bad side ... the good being that although the spark is gone I do not really care... I always wanted to be quintesential.. for your information there are only two and a half pages of Q words in the Collins Modern English Dictionary... probably because of the u after the q rule... wow Z only has half a page and X only has four words....

Xenophobia
Xmas
X-ray... and
Xylophone

I just thought you might find that interesting... I did.... back to being quinte... as I said I always wanted to be "The quintesential... " but what? I tried to be the quintesential druggie but Ivana beat me too it... the qiuntesential chat god... I had neither the stamina nore the depravity... the quintesential werid net freak... nope Fiend has that planet all to himself... the quintesential slut... I'm still working on that one... can you be celibate and qualify? So you see my problem I am just not quintesential at anything...
As for what I have been doing... well I had about 10 weeks off work and spent that time working on my house... I built a 60 square metre deck on the back of the house to party on... I never party but thats not the point... if I did I could.. when I built the deck I had to move the clothes line to move the clothes line I had to remove and stump the a hedge... after removing and stumping the hedge I had to replace it with a new fence to keep the cows out... to build the fence I had to dig up and retrench the water lines to the house to get them out of the way... it's been a busy time.. luckily the weather has been fantastic... I have just spent my first week back at work after my holiday and it has been terrible... I can't seem to enthuse... I'm even having trouble pretending to enthuse...

Ok enough already... please please gimme a link to the new Bootery or is that "ye olde" version 3... Fluffy and anyone else who wants too email me at work dean.patterson@fonterra.com as this is the only email account I use anymore... would love to hear from you Fluffy bum... and and Diego greetings.... Ivanna I was only joking about the finger and Jerks anus...

um um oh yea Maureen tweet tweet...

love to all Uppie