Thursday, March 26, 2009

ʇnɐdn lɐıʇuǝsǝʇuınb ǝɥʇ

God dammit I log off for six months or so and MSN dump the groups... it took me about 32 attempts to get to the Bootery before I cames across the email (amongst the 188 unread) from MSN telling me of the change... please somebody send me a link to the Bootery (if the place still exists) so I can use and abuse the members as I have done so lovingly in the past...

as for an uppiedate.. well I have got really old really fast... and have lost the zest for life that provides the spark.. however that has a good as well as a bad side ... the good being that although the spark is gone I do not really care... I always wanted to be quintesential.. for your information there are only two and a half pages of Q words in the Collins Modern English Dictionary... probably because of the u after the q rule... wow Z only has half a page and X only has four words....

Xenophobia
Xmas
X-ray... and
Xylophone

I just thought you might find that interesting... I did.... back to being quinte... as I said I always wanted to be "The quintesential... " but what? I tried to be the quintesential druggie but Ivana beat me too it... the qiuntesential chat god... I had neither the stamina nore the depravity... the quintesential werid net freak... nope Fiend has that planet all to himself... the quintesential slut... I'm still working on that one... can you be celibate and qualify? So you see my problem I am just not quintesential at anything...
As for what I have been doing... well I had about 10 weeks off work and spent that time working on my house... I built a 60 square metre deck on the back of the house to party on... I never party but thats not the point... if I did I could.. when I built the deck I had to move the clothes line to move the clothes line I had to remove and stump the a hedge... after removing and stumping the hedge I had to replace it with a new fence to keep the cows out... to build the fence I had to dig up and retrench the water lines to the house to get them out of the way... it's been a busy time.. luckily the weather has been fantastic... I have just spent my first week back at work after my holiday and it has been terrible... I can't seem to enthuse... I'm even having trouble pretending to enthuse...

Ok enough already... please please gimme a link to the new Bootery or is that "ye olde" version 3... Fluffy and anyone else who wants too email me at work dean.patterson@fonterra.com as this is the only email account I use anymore... would love to hear from you Fluffy bum... and and Diego greetings.... Ivanna I was only joking about the finger and Jerks anus...

um um oh yea Maureen tweet tweet...

love to all Uppie