Sunday, September 13, 2009

FW: It's fun.‏

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope ... though I have had the weird desire to have been named Adolf...
2. when was the last time you cried?
At the funeral of my nother inlaws second husband... sheeeite that weirder than the Adolf thing.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING
Thinking... thinking.... nope no thoughts at all on that one... one thought springs to mind though who does this shit...
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
Vagina... this is the truth... if I'm going to eat anything for lunch this would be it...
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Yes

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no... I'm way to arrogant.. selfish and sleasy... I'm having enough trouble brushing my own teeth let alone being friends with myself...

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
You think???

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS
Do I even fucking care...
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes but I no longer have the guts to do it.. I am now officially a coward.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
cornflakes

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
What the heck for? I'm with you on this one mech...
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
you definately weaken as you age... though even as skinny as I am I could always beat people way bigger than me at arm wrestling... I once beat a guy who was left handed with my left hand... that suprised me...


13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Ice cream IS my favourite.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
breasts... there is only one kind of people as far as I am concerned threst are competition...
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink with a little red in it...

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My teeth...
17. WHat DO YOU MISS THE MOST
Smiley Lid
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
Fuck no

19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Black track pants with white stripe down the side and old fasioned knitted "nanna" slippers they are way warm and are browny speckled white
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
there is no last I just eat and eat endlessly...

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The computor humming stupid
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
invisible
23. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
have I mentioned vagina
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
my new female boss.... and yes I am working on her..
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Hell yes mech is way cool ... a little straighty perhaps but I like her moxy... thats not slang for vagina by the way...
26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Sport is boring.. I just watch the finish...
27. HAIR COLOUR?
Mech how the hell can you have flecks of grey???

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No

30. FAVOURITE FOOD?
just food

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I like scary movies where everyone dies and the bad guy gets away... thats a happy ending for me..
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
fifty first dates... it's lovely

33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
white
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
as long as I get to the main event I'll tolerate both
36. FAVOURITE DESSERT?
steam pudding and custard
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
those that love and respect me
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
those that love and respect me

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Politics of the Media... Ialways wanted to know what "bullet theory" was
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Bugs Bunny... Tweety Bird... Daffy duck... Taz the Tazmanian Devil and Sylvester the cat... wow first time I had noticed that..

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The netball test between New Zealand and Austrailer fekI cannot spell Australia and fifty First dates...
42. FAVOURITE SOUND?
The Sun Shing... you never heard that??? listen closer then..
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
The Stones... "Factory girl" with stains all down her dress
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Mystery Island... fek knows where it is ... thats why it's a mystery

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Hell yes but it's worn out
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Auckland New zealand

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
if you must please send them to dean.patterson@fonterra.com