Saturday, October 29, 2005

the "headgirl" controversary

I just had to rush to the comp and let you guys know.... well I was examining my ass in the mirror... as you do... [ No, Only Fiend does that...] this is not something males do often... but it is a fact of human nature that all females are cognisant of... anyway I was not really examining my butt I was looking at my tan... as you know I sunbathe nekkid.. did you know you get two white triangles of flesh right where the tops of your thighs meet the cheeks of your ass... I had never noticed that before.. the other thing that has happened and I know you guys are rolling your eyes.. it's very boring for people to waa on about their own children... not nearly as interesting as my ongoing battle with the legion of sluggs sliding round my kitchen... however my other daughter.. not the prospective headgirl. [There's just something wrong about that phrase... ]. the sporty one [Does that mean Dike? ] has been selected for the National Youth Developement Squad for netball... the upshot of this being it puts her in the top 50 or so girls in the country in this sport... but the aim for these girls is to be selected to represent New Zealand at the world youth champs in 2009... it's a long way from that but it is the beginning... now ain't that a whole lot more interesting than snail trails round the kitchen... lastly I'm running in the Auckland Marathon this weekend so on sunday... thats saturday for you canadians... think of me and my sweatyness.... [I'd rather NOT picture you sweaty, thanks anyway... ]

Cheers Uppie Your chat god

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