Yanno watching the developement of my teenagers sexuality has become more fraught... with what is it fraught I hear you ask... buggered if I know I'm just fraught... It's not so bad folding the washing and dealing with the "big girl" bras.. the wife is not big... even the skirts and tops that I wouldn't dress a slut in.. yanno well I am old... you even expect to find condoms in the big boys room .. after all he is 19.. even if he is a 19 year old dickhead... but finding a condom in my daughters hipster jeans... well at least it was not a used one ... did I scream "you slut you are destroying the family name"... nope... I swallowed hard and calmly advised them that condoms are not a very good method of contraception.. 60% sucess rate.. blah blah go to the doctor blah blah... I got a good explanation for it's presence.. "it's not mine it's Monique's... I was just minding it for her" ... if you say so girl.. the other thing that is disturbing are the Cleo's the girls are reading... I remember Cleo.. pretty racy stuff in my day .. but full of good sexual advice for young girls.. well hell I had a read.. Oh My God really it is just porn for girls... the sealed section on orgasms was not so bad though it made me cringe.. but the short stories featuring casual sex with strangers for kicks !!! bumping into a man on the subway and casualy fucking him when the lights go out.. this is not safe sex girls.... one last thing while bemoaning this to cuddly.. she informed me that condoms "fall off" how does this happen ... they always seemed a little tight to me... also and this was new knowledge for uppie.. they can get lost up there.. and women go to the doctor to get them removed... ok girls this is confession time... have you ever lost a condom... hmmm... just where the hell do they go... or if you have any good condom stories please feel free to share them with us all...
Cheers Uppie... fraught
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