Forecast for this Summer....

Goodmorning to you all... first the weather... currently we are enduring and enjoying a sustained period of cold in New Zealand... for the past two weeks we have had clear skies which means low temperatures in the morning accompanied by frost and warm sunny afternoons.. infact perfect winter weather.. as you know I like to proselytize you from a position of moral rectitude.. and since... due to the vagries of MSN your numbers are restricted to fifty you can regard yourselves and indeed I regard you as the chosen ones... hence proselytes you are... though I fondly think of you as acolytes...

Enough... lets get to todays sermon from the mount.... well really it is a bunch of shit from the kitchen... but hey it's my rant... (so block me)... for the last couple of days and for the next couple the girls of the family.. (well two girls and an old woman).. are away down south attending the National Agegroup Netball Champs... and I.. due to finnancial considerations am at home minding the fort.. so to speak.. because dammit I like to speak... let me here and now apologise for being so unsufferable this morning.. a bit like Mech on a bad day.. ok.. I am getting to the point.. the point is .. women... (old and young) are ... I was going to use an unacceptable pejorative.. let me see... umm ... are untidy vixens... women wear numerous unnecessary items of clothing to protect, support, conceal, cover and then some more items draped just because they look good... (these all need washing girls)... they spend inordinate amounts of time toileting.. (without equal amounts of time cleaning up after).. they also demand meals cooked and on the table when they arrive home... (but they never arrive home at the expected time)... and then they pick at their food.. declare their lack of appetite and return to toileting..

I cleaned the bathroom yesterday... and this morning when I cleaned my teeth it was still clean... no hair clips.. hairbrushes... shaving equipment and assorted body hair.. no wet towels and dirty unerwear strewn about the floor... ok so guys don't bathe that often... but hell let me suggest you girls bathe to often... I did have huge amounts of washing and folding of clothes initialy.. but by the third day even with me changing the beds and washing sheets the flood is now a trickle......hell If I did not have the friggin dog I would not even have to vaccum... the fire is lit and soon the sunday paper will be in... dam I'm bored...