s.l.p.f.r.r.t.m.

I have enough material for several Uppie dates... the real problem is finding the time to pen one and remembering the info... lets start with Valentines Day... you know the day where all you women force us men to buy you stuff like chocolate, flowers and fluffy toys... now... when you are young and horny it seems like a good idea fifty bucks of crap gets you a good chance of sex... is that a good deal of what... however as time goes by it becomes more of a chore.. but wo betide the errant male that does not send the woman of his dreams... (oh hell no.. you do not send her flowers...) I mean the woman you are shacked up with... if she does not recieve flowers delivered to her desk... at work... in front of her workmates.. your name is mud for the week... and as for the sex that you are not getting anyway.. well now you do not even have the promise of sex... so I do the expected thing year after year just to keep the peace.. there was a time in my life when women sent me flowers... sigh..

Which brings me to the point... my daughter... the romantic one... the one I like to think is most like me... decided to cook her boyfriend a lovely valentines day dinner... on the menu was Chicken Ala Orange... she even laid out the table with candles and fragrent dried flower petals... she bought all the ingrediants for the meal.... problem was the receipe said chicken pieces not chicken chunks... and it is sposed to be a casserole... she asks me.. "whats a casserole".. so there I am rescuing her cooking disaster... it ended up stove top not casserole... just so her boyfiriend can have sex????... it ended up tasting only slightly disgusting.. and I'm sure he was able to force it down ... after all with my daughter as the desert he better be prepared to eat shit and die for her affections..

Rant over... Cheers Uppie

oh and mech wanted me to use the acronym slpfrrtm.. in this Uppiedate... it stands for.. fek I cannot remember... ahh yes... soft little pouchy fat roll round the middle... but thats another story...