It's 2 fifteen in the morning here and it has taken me 20 minutes to to get to this page.... and you wonder why I never play silly facebook games and all the other online detritus... Whine whine... dial up... whine grizzle... broad band etc... thats better and anyway you have heard it all before... lets get to the main event... it may be too late for all you old bags out there... no I did not call you an old bag... if you feel insulted it's because you have put yourself in that category... I just elucidated it... fek knows if that words quite right ... but hell... call me Sarah Palin and run me for President...
As I said old bags ... nada... but for a young thing like Shrimp this may be useful...
Kissing and Cuddling... yes girls thats the subject... the standard whine is... "you never kiss and cuddle me" followed by "You only kiss and cuddle me when want a f..." I did write the word but it made me cringe must be getting prissy in my dotage...
let me tell you the facts around this male female miss communication... the reason we do not kiss and cuddle is because once a woman reaches a certain age (read old bag here)... and she sidles up to you all slinky like... and as soon as you feel that warm soft skin and get a whiff of that feminine scent behind her ears and theres that firm pressure of her other assets through her clothing... its a natural thing start sliding your hand down to where the sun don't shine... well the thighs close like a vice and you get the second line that I quoted above...
Now girls... listen good.. its not that we don't want too (kiss and cuddle)... but there lies the path to sexual frustration.. best to not go there... saves grief and as for the second line...it's not that we do it because we want to bleep you... wanting to bleep is a natural result for the male of the kiss and cuddle... Shrimp I hope this is of assistance to you in the 10 or so years of sexual activity you have left... oh yes shrimp it does run out and sooner than you will expect... as for the rest of you in the immortal words of Tosh.O...
Na na a boo boo stick your head in Doo Doo
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