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Good morning people... men women and children... yes shrimp to the rest of us you are still a child no matter how big bootsy you are feeling... It's three thirty five in the morning and I have been awake since eleven last night... I've given up on sleeping... and am now waiting to go to work... for all my Australian viewers I watched the Silver Ferns kick Aussie ass last night at the common wealth games... well they did not really kick that much ass just hung on for grim death and got lucky at the end... I know you guys just hate coming second but you gotta get your girls not show so much sour grapes when they are getting silvered it gives us so much satisfaction...

Now theres something for all of us ex British Empire people to think about we are all part of the Common Wealth who the fek decided to call it that... I'd much prefer to be part of an Empire with a death star than wimp about in a ... Common.... what common and wealth??? what wealth I thought the poms sucked us dry and dumped us when the going got tough... never mind better than being ruled by the French or the Germans... imagine if we had had to fight for the Nazis in world war two...

Hmmm lemme think... anything else running through what I call a brain... it is interesting that what goes on in America is of interest to me ... I'm talkin politics and money here people... cause I do not give a fuck about Russia... though China is interesting... by god they are smart little bastards... they have a housing bubble just like the rest of us... yanno what they did ... OK yea their houses are like only worth .50 cents each but hey their prices rose by 68% last year... now thats what I call a capital gain... anyway what they did to sort it out... first house buyer no change to the rules... wanna second house by the beach maybe? better have some cash baby as you need a 40% deposit as for that third house and any more you speculating assholes might want... you better be real rich cause there is no finance for a third house... cash up front... this was done by decree overnight... no congress and senate to cajole and bribe just a President with a big fat pen.... the interesting effect of this is...

1. The cash value of a house equals the value it represents as a desirable place to live..

2. The market is not distorted by speculators chasing a capital gain...

3. The money that the speculators were consuming ie forcing up interest rates... now has to seek a new home (excuse the pun) in other words... "hey you first home buyers have I got a deal for you I got plenty of money and it's cheap"

Well America the Chinese are coming and the only way to stop them is to Nuke them... sadly you guys might just have enough religious kooks to do the job.... by the way go easy on your President you tie his hands behind his back, leg trip him every chance you get and then expect a miracle cure... you should do that to your bankers and things might come right... look to China...

sorry for politics and religion but hell what else is there... Paris Hilton

Who me?

I’ve been thinking… I wish I wouldn’t… or in fact couldn’t… its been the bane of my life… I would like to let you know a little bit of myself… not too much dammit… I do not know that much about myself… ask my wife she seems to know me better…

However… I know this… I am not a social person I like being alone or in a crowd… funnily enough you can be just as solitary in a crowd… small gatherings are just torture… I either avoid, leave or go to sleep…. I have lived my life in the third person… feeling the emotion but not being the emotion… I have no interest in small talk or gossip I like to make meaningful connections with people… that go beyond the trivia…

I once met a woman… I was I suppose in my early twenties we interacted for about an hour and a half… I cannot remember what she looked like.. slender… medium length straight hair I never learned her name… when we parted she grabbed me by the shoulders drew me to her and kissed me warmly and generously on the mouth… if I had any brains I should have got her name and number and … and what… the point is there was a connection I felt it as did she and I will remember her warmly for the rest of my life…

I have carved out a niche in which I live my life emotionally, spiritually and physically… it’s not all I could have or would have… but I like it and it is comfortable…

All of you at the other end of this stuff the connections I have had with you are meaningful and valued…

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