I was lying in bed sick... the phone rang... it rang some more... fek it would not stop ringing.. I rolled out of bed in a wave of nausea... it was some man asking for my wife by her official name... meaning it was someone from the police... tax department... or any asshole beauracrat... "no ... she is at work " I replied... he must have been able to tell from my tone that i was not happy... cause he hung up in my ear... I crashed back into bed... crap too fekking late... can't get back to sleep... so here I am annoying you lot...
I ran the marathon last weekend.. I got to the 30 k mark in 2 hours 57 minutes.. I know this cause there is a huge digital clock which told me so... it then took me 2 hours and 8 minutes to complete the last 12 k's.... despite being fitter than last year the crash when it came was alot worse.. in fact it was so bad that I thought I was not going to be able to stagger across the finish line... the only thing that made me get there was the t-shirt that you get for finishing... never mind there is always next year... when I got home instead of resting up the wife and I went to the casino and gambled till three in the morning... starting out with two hundred dollars I twice got down to my last twenty dollar note... and worked my cash reserve back up to two hundred plus.. I ended up walking out with one hundred and thirty which was very frustrating considering how much effort I had put in.... just like the marathon there is always next time...
as an aside.. if there are any of you out there that want me to chop you off my mail list please advise... as i only want to irritate those nearest and dearest...
ciao for now and my best wishes to you all... especialy the female ones
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