Saturday, May 19, 2007

(8) Oh yes, they call him The Streak.... lookeedat lookeedat (8)

I'm sure this will amuse some of you... please excuse the change of font due to critical comments to my former script it will now be known as my orange period.... this I feel is a more mature blue.. I was watching a programme last night about psychopaths... they were described as having an enlarged idea of their own importance in the world and said to be impulsive, egocentric etc I think you get the idea... if I was not so confident of my ability and my place in the scheme of things I would indeed be squirming in my brain case... this is not the reason for my visit to your inbox... at work... our factory being a shift work operation has all the facilities of everyday living including showers to die for with endless hot water... my habit has been to roll out of bed bleeraly drive the car to work and the first order of the day is a lovely shower... needless to say .. but say it I will... other workers have a similar routine.. as our facilities are multi or indeed any sexed there is a bit of timing involved... I'm usualy there first followed by a couple of women... well the other morning I was a little late and had just exited the shower into the curtained off dressing part of the bathroom.. when swish went the curtain and my wife was not the only woman to see me naked that day... apologies were profuse however what makes a woman when she sees a naked man focus on the waist level down part of the anatomy... sheesh if I'd known I was going to be on display I would have prepared... this brings to mind an interesting experiment carried out where they tracked the eye movements of women and men when shown nude pictures of members of eaches oposite sex.. they found to their suprise that men looked at the faces first then checked out the breasts and genitals... women however went straight to the package then as an afterthought would check out what the man looked like... you women are sooo shallow...

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